Quote #3: A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the thingsI can't change, the courage to change the things I can't accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got in to my nerves. Also help me to be careful of the toes I step today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always work at 100%.

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember, when I am having a bad day and it seems that people are using to wind me up, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack them in the mouth.